If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理论,他说你固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果你沈默,他说你没大脑!
If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
如果你比他聪明,他没面子
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明,他很棒!
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果你不爱他,他想拥有你
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果你爱他,他试着离开你.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果你告诉他你的问题,他说你麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不,他说你不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果你骂他,你好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂你,是表示他"关心"你
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果你没有守承诺,你是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺,他是不得以的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果你吸烟,你是坏女人
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
如果他吸烟,他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果你考试成绩好,他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他说是实力!
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果你伤害他,表示你很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! sooo hard to please!!!!!
如果他伤害你,表示你太敏感而且太难取悦!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们,他们说你自私.
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